Telephone Bloopers

Ady: Hello, Good Morning po. S***** C******** Beach Resort po ito?
Employee: Yes, Sir.
Ady: Ah mag-inquire lang po sana ako kung may available pa po kayong room on April 17 good for 20 pax.
Employee: Ah Sir puwede po bang makuha yun pangalan ninyo?
Ady: Adrian Manay po
Employee: Po?
Ady: Adrian Manay po. A D R I A N
Employee: Sir E D R
Ady: Ah hindi po. A D R I A N po.
Employee: Ano po?
Ady: Alpha Delta Romeo India Alpha Nancy
Employee: Huh?
Ady: Ah pwede po bang makausap na lang yun Manager mo?
Employee (to his seatmate perhaps): Huy pare, eto ikaw na kumausap, hindi ko maintindihan ang haba kasi ng pangalan. Alpha Delta Romeo daw
Second Employee: Yes, Sir.
Ady: Yes, nagiinquire sana ako kung available pa kayo sa April 17, good for 20 pax.
Second Employee: Ah sir pwedeng makuha na lang ang contact number ninyo saka email address ninyo?
Ady: Ah okay. (Give ko yun office phone number).
Second Employee: Sir, yun email address ninyo po?
Ady: (gave my office email)
Second Employee: Sir, ano po spelling, E D R
Ady: Ah hindi po. Alpha Delta Romeo India Alpha Nancy *** @accenture.com po
Second Employee: Sir, Accentury po
Ady: Ay hindi po. A C C E N T U R E po
Second Employee: Ah okay po. Yun Accenture ninyo po ba, COME (?) o PH
Ady: Sir, COM po hindi po COME, hindi din po PH
Second Employee: Ah okay sige po. Email na lang po namin kayo
Ady: Wait, Reservation Officer po ba itong kausap ko?
Second Employee: Ay hindi po, trainee lang po kame. Pero wag po kayo mag-alala, kontrolado naman po namin lahat. Mabibigyan po namin kayo ng quotation.

(yeah right, kontrolado ninyo nga pero ang tenga ninyo, I doubt!)

Ady: Oh siya sige hintayin ko na lang yun email ninyo. By the way, pakisabihan yun una kong kausap, magsanay sumagot ng telepono ng mahasa ang kaniyang telephone skills.

(ANG MEAN KO! BOW!)